What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.