What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)