What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.