What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.