Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)