Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC