What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!