What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"