What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Previous Random Joke Next

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Half Calf Jokes More Half Calf Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "