How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.