How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face