What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!