What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food