What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.