A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
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A dandy lion.
Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....
have a successful dentistry practise.
To the re-tail store. :D
He lost his pride in a bet
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Shoot lions.
He was a lion.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Cause they be lion.
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He couldn't swallow his pride.
Y NO LEGS!
RAWR
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...
Lion vomit.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
It rars
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
because lions only understand .rars
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A liar.
Because they are always lion
A tiger has the mane part missing !
picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
Why you always lion "
They prey regularly.
Because they ror.
Because he finally swallowed his pride
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Because he tasted funny.
A leotard.
A dandy lion!
They both have Sandy Claws.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Let us prey.
The mane event!
Fast food
Because they just kept lion around!
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
When he turns into his cage !
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Lo mein.
They have all of the anthers.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Orff Orff Orff Orff!"
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
About 20kg.
Go for the juggler
They get bee'd up
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Nah, mastay
