How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.