How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.