How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.