How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator