How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR