What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation