Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
He was looking for the Captain's log.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
How they process things.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
They're usually the elephant in the room
How much damage can their Weiner make...
They believe in a single-pair system.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
