Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.