Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter