Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.