Myth-conception
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Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
Because he's a little prick!
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
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Labor day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Taco bell for lunch
The pharmacy.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
McDonald's knows how to use salt
nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.
The ocean.
Ewes sincerely.
You herd me!"
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
All Apologies
His personality
His personality.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A lie
