Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.