Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.