What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."