What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.