What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Tennish

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.