What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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Grandma and grandpa.