What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.