What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.