Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.