Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.