Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.