Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!