Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.