Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"