Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!