What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.