What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.