What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.