What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."