What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.