What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.