Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear