A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
A: Change it to what
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
Matthew McConaug-hay
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
A year in prison if there's any justice.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
