A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
My zipper
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."