How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."