How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.