How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!