None, because they can't change anything.
None- that's hardware.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
MUH SOGGY KEYS!