How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.