Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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A Blunt force

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle