Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle