Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne"

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.