Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.