Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is