What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.