What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."