What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.