How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire