How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.