How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.