Unicycle Jokes

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Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Because the bicycle was two tired.

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

The fourth wall

It saw the salad dressing

Android-gynous

A: I'm tired!

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Head to head race

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

I may be a two but your an eight..

The number of the car that hit him.

An investigator.

Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Why did the unicycle win the race?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

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