Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!