Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.