Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
A Rastapartying
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Nothing.
They both ask for change and never get any.
Because all proper tea is theft.
