Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Just a couple of shots
A: Practice.
Attire.
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Because proper-tea is theft.
Because all proper tea is theft.