What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs