What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything