How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !