What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba