What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss