Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.