Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.