What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part