Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.