Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling