How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.