How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.