How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.