How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.