How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.