How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.