It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
None, because they can't change anything.
None, that's what interns are for.
Sleep late.
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
To avoid the draft!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Doctor Dolittle
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
Beets me.
Your's is possessive
